Friday, September 19, 2008

Remember this?...

No one else does either.

I was perusing the vault over at http://www.traileraddict.com/ and came across this little gem. And by gem, I mean piece of hardened shit laying in a hole. It's based on a video game (so Uwe Boll) and sucked (it was Uwe Boll). No, I didn't pay money to see this. I watched it On Demand at some point.

On another note...

The Alone in the Dark game came out. Well, the new one. I couldn't find a trailer that was good. But it looked good so I rented it on my Wii...what a piece of unwieldy shit! I spent about an hour trying to get this asshole to jump to this stupid ledge and then got so pissed off, I took it back to the store. It should have been called "Alone in the Dark" the video game, directed and written by Uwe Boll.

This...is what a good scary franchise is: Silent Hill

Or even better: This... The best game EVER! Ever...



I will not be swayed...ever. In fact, I am devoting an entire blog tomorrow to this fucking masterpiece!

2 comments:

Chad Gibbons said...

Scary video games freak the living crap out of me. I get far more scared playing a video game than I ever do while watching a movie.

I was playing the original 'Clock Tower' just a few weeks ago and I got so scared I had to stop playing and run upstairs to my bedroom. This is a true story.

Barb said...

Holy shit! I know! I was watching some guys walkthrough of Silent Hill 4 because it pissed me off so bad I didn't want to finish it.
So, I was watching the walkthrough and I was afraid to go out and make sure my car windows were closed...some floating dude might attack me!